Tees Maar Khan

After “Main Hoon Na” and “Om Shanti Om” it’s time for “Tees Maar Khan”. This time I won’t discuss the story in my post because I tried for two and half hrs. to figure out what the movie was all about. was it a movie trying to be a comedy with struggling punch lines to make audience’s laugh. The only Scene which made me smile (Not laugh) was the introduction part where the kid dancing with so called Hot pole dancers (they were hot just because they were pole dancers). Then showing unbelievable just born Kid who looks much older of his age at the hospital with a bunch of careless doctors and nurses who losses their valuable things which they wear. The introduction of "Tabrez Mirza Khan – the Tees Maar Khan (Akshay Kumar)" who is brought to India by two CBI gay officers. Was the only best part of the movie I think this scene is all Shirish Kundar and Ashmit Kundar has seriously written? Rest of the movie was like they kept the camera on and asked everyone to do whatever they wanted to do.

Then there comes a girl on screen from nowhere the struggling actor an aspiring to be an item girl "Anya Khan (Katrina Kaif)”. I think she was in movie just because the Indian cinema needs a heroine just for “Main aur make up laga ke aatihun” and songs “Sheela ki Jawani”, the qawwali song “Wallah re wallah” featuring Salman khan who appears almost after half song (whistles, whistles, whistles and he disappears from the back stage.. J)

There are lot of other good actors like Akshaye Khanna, Sachin Khedekar, Murli Sharma, Aman Varma in the movie whose talent was wasted in the Movie. If you are going to watch the movie just for the two songs “Sheela ki Jawani” and “Wallah re Wallah” then google it and watch them with full volume on your PC from YouTube.

No Comments on acting of any actor in this movie as we all know they are much higher on their acting skills than what they appear in this movie.

As we all know the introduction title and the credits will be different in “Farah Khan Films (The item song director as I call her)” you will find that in this movie too. Where you will find Farah khan collecting her award (rather should I say memento) for director doing a step from “Munni badnaam hui…” step in “Sheela ki jawani” …J